Kerry could open that terrifying Pandora's box. Like normal I speak in straight-forward normal type an Giblets speaks in the sinister voice of slanty-speak. By that argument there must exist a pie such that no greater pie can be imagined, which therefore must exist. "Which meant that hijacked planes were crashin into it all the time." "On that day we were all Americans says me solemnly. While unnecessarily byzantine ballots such as Montgomery County's may shave off a chunk of the easily-frustrated vote, a good portion of the elderly and the ignorant could still figure out how to vote. "An then they woke up in a bathtub full of ice with their kidneys missin says. Good solutions are proactive, not reactive, and the problem with Mary Cheney was not merely that her admitted sexuality could be mentioned on national television. That's a very good point Giblets. And how much more extreme can you get than to enshrine that political base's prejudices in the United States Constitution? Only television can tell us that!
Posted by fafnir at 4:03 PM 0 Comments Links to this post Thursday, October 28, 2004 Fafblog's Guide to the Swing States presents: THE kingdom OF THE mole MEN! "Thousands upon thousands of pert teen lips! George Bush asks us to get the flu for the good of the country, just like he will. "An this one tells me why Jesus is cool - by revealing that he is a colorful anthropomorphized talkin animal who also raps!" "This one tells me why Halloween is evil says. "Cause if you really knock a robot's head off you could release deadly robot radiation." "Robots are nothing to Giblets!" says Giblets. George Bush, in a missed opportunity, says "I'm good with that." George Bush says he has protected the environment with such policies as his Healthy Smog Initiative an his Delicious Mercury Act. "It is the devil's holiday." "It's true says Giblets. And only George. "Pullin the rickshaw for the fat people isn't as bad as this." "Or bein mauled by wild dogs says Giblets. On November 3rd Giblets will seize control of the United States the sheer primal force of his Gibletsian will and toss it onto his pile of conquered nations! I hear it looks like a sunrise.